Schrodinger's Kittie

Ingredients:

Tasty Empanadas

1lb ground meat (I used bison… but beef, turkey, ostrich – even a quality ground tofu will work)
10oz can mild Rotel Tomato & Green Chilies
1 small onion
1 small potato
2 cups shredded cheese
Tabasco sauce
Mrs. Dash Original
1 tin premade flaky biscuits (or tortilla – see note below)
½ cup flour (not needed if going with the “fried burrito” option)
Vegetable oil (not needed if going with the empanada option)

 Additional items:

Cookie sheet (not needed for “fried burrito” option)
Rolling pin (not needed for “fried burrito” option)
Medium skillet

Directions:

1. Preheat the oven to 375° F.
2. Place the meat in the skillet over medium heat.  No oil if you are using meat.  If you are using ground tofu, a very, very tiny amount to keep it from sticking is useful.  But be stingy with it.
3. Add three dashes of tobacco and two dashes of Mrs. Dash.  Literally, yes, dashes.  Take the bottle and shake that many times.
4. While the meat is browning, skin and dice the onion.  Add it to the skillet with the meat.
5. Stir occasionally while skinning and finely chopping the potato.  Add this to the skillet as well.  Cover the skillet.
6. Open and drain the Rotel and add to the mixture in the skillet.  Stir and cover.  Let simmer while you prepare the biscuits.
7. Put a handful of flour on your working surface and over the rolling pin.  Pop the tin of biscuits and roll them out very flat.  Sometimes it helps to pick them up and let gravity assist you in the stretching.  You want to get them as thin as possible without them getting holes.
8. Place the rolled out biscuits on the cookie sheet to await the filling.
9. When the potatoes have cooked through and the meat is thoroughly brown, drain the mixture that is in the skillet and turn off the heat.
10. Using a large spoon, place a small amount of the filling in the middle of one of the rolled out biscuits.  Put a bit of shredded cheese on top of the filling. 
11. Fold the biscuit over and using the prongs of a fork, press the edges of the dough together to seal it shut.  If you want to, bend the sealed dough into a crescent shape.
12. You can have these very close to each other, so don’t worry about space on your cookie sheet.  Repeat the stuffing and sealing for all the biscuits.
13. Once they are all filled and sealed, put the cookie sheet in the oven and let bake until the dough turns golden brown.
14. Remove from the oven and serve hot.

 This recipe should serve four comfortably.

Fried Burrito

Note: There is an alternative to baking with the biscuit dough.  Take large tortillas and put the filling and cheese inside them like you would for the empanada.  Fold them closed and fry them in a pan of hot oil.  The oil should only come up halfway on the folded tortilla.  When the side in the oil is brown, turn to fry the other side.   Remove, pat dry and serve with salsa of choice.  Mike actually prefers it this way as opposed to the empanada way.

Ingredients

2 lb pork tenderloin
½ cup honey
1 orange
2 cups chopped pecans
2 tbsp crushed black pepper

Directions

1. Preheat the oven to 325° F
2. Cut the orange in half and squeeze the juice of half the orange into a small bowl or glass.  Add in the honey and mix until the honey is  fully diluted.
3. Place the tenderloin on a foil lined pan (makes for easier clean up) and crush fresh black pepper liberally across the tenderloin.  Drizzle the honey-orange mix over the top of the tenderloin and place into the oven.
4. Chop the pecans into fairly small pieces.  You want them large enough to keep a slight crunch, but not too large.
5. Slice off small sections of the outer rind of the orange – do not get so deep as to get the white pulp.  You want only the coloured rind.  Slice the sections of rind into very thin strips and then turn.  Cut the strips down to very, very small bits and mix in with the pecans.
6. Remove the tenderloin from the oven and turn over.  Drizzle the honey-orange mixture over the tenderloin and then liberally cover with the pecan-zest mix.  About 1 cup.
7. Place the tenderloin back in the oven and let cook for another 5 minutes.
8. Remove the tenderloin from the oven and turn over.  Drizzle the honey-orange mixture over the tenderloin and then liberally cover with the remaining pecan-zest mix.
9. Place back in the oven and about every 2 minutes, drizzle with the honey-orange mixture.
10. Allow the pork loin to cook like this for another 10 to 20 minutes or until it is cooked through.
11. If so desired, at the last 2 minutes or so, turn on the broiler and broil to brown/crunch the pecans on top.

This will comfortably serve 4 people.  I served it with black-eyed peas and Yorkshire pudding.  The juices in the baking pan thicken nicely with a cornstarch-water mixture to make an excellent gravy.

The pecans add a slight crunch and the orange fully infuses the pork to bring a unique sweet-tart-crunch to this meal.

We ate it too fast for me to get a photo.  I’ll try to remember to snap one the next time I make this.

Here is my recipe for Chicken and Dumplin’s – hope you enjoy it as much as we did!

Chicken Stew

• 1.5 quarts chicken stock
• .5 quarts water
• 1.5-2 pounds oven baked or rotisserie chicken
• 1 teaspoon salt (optional)
• 1 bay leaf
• 4-6 sprigs of parsley finely chopped
• 1 teaspoon coarse ground black pepper
• 1 tbsp lemon juice
• 1 white onion finely chopped
• 4 carrots chopped
• 1 bunch green onions (green parts only – chopped)

Dumplings

• 2 cups all purpose flour
• 1 tbsp backing powder
• 1 teaspoon salt (optional)
• 1 cup whole milk
• 3 tbsp salted butter

Directions

1. Bring the stock and water to a boil in a large pot.  Ensure the stock is not filling more than half the pot or you are going to be overflowing by the time the dumplings are done.  Add the salt, parsley, pepper, bay leaf and veggies.  Let the stew continue to boil while you prepare the chicken.
2. Remove the skin and bones from the chicken and tear the meat into medium/large chunks.  The chicken will start to fall apart in the stock so don’t worry if the pieces are slightly larger than bite size when they hit the stock pot.  Reduce the stew to a simmer and prepare the dumplings.
3. Mix the flour, baking powder and salt together in a glass mixing bowl.  Soften the butter and mix into the dry ingredients slowly.  Slowly mix in the milk until the dough is thick and slightly tacky.  Let the dough sit for 5-10 minutes.
4. Sprinkle flour over the top of the dough and lightly knead it in until the dough doesn’t stick to your hands.  Pull off small sized bits of dough – about the size of a golf ball – and pat flat in the palm of your hands.  Drop the dough in the to stew.  It will sink when first dropped into the stew – don’t worry, it’s supposed to.
5. Use all of the dough – you may have to push the last few dumplings under the others to make sure that they are fully submerged.
6. Let the stew continue to simmer for about 20-30 more minutes.  Cover it while it simmers, occasionally submerging the dumplings and checking on the thickness of the stew.
7. When it reaches the desired thickness, remove from the heat and ladle into bowls.  Serve hot.

This should feed four people comfortably.