**whimpers**
….cast on 832 stitches
….join – being sure not to twist your work
…check 30 million times
…do 7 rows….7 rows of 832 stitches
….realize it’s twisted
.…cry and wail and search for alcohol
….realize there is no alcohol in the house to ease your pain
….realize there IS a fire in the fireplace
.…just in time, remember you are using acrylic
….cry some more
….cast on 832 stitches
….join – being sure to NOT TWIST YOUR WORK
